Dear ,

I have long cherished savored despised loathed been ambivalent on our relationship, but and I feel that the time of parting is at hand. We must go our separate ways, to find and discover others.

I realize this may be kind of sudden expected looked forward to idiotic , and but I owe you an explanation. nothing. At any rate, I feel it would benefit us both benefit me make you writhe in pain be funny to see your reaction to inform you of the rationale behind my decision.

First and foremost, I think believe realize know for a fact that one of our main problems in our relationship is that you and I disgree on core values talk about uninteresting topics refuse to have sex with me have sex with other guys/girls drain my money supply too much. Undoubtedly, you must have sensed it yourself at times. been completely oblivious to this, being the dumb bitch/bastard that you are. planned this out in advance to hurt me the worst possible way. been led astray by your so-called "friends." I regret that this is the way it must end, but don't know if I'm making the right decision, but am currently busy screwing your best friend right now, and have looked forward to this day for a while, and from now on, we are just friends. we'll never meet again. we are just sex partners. I'll be looking forward to the day when you burn in Hell!

There is no other reason are a billion other reasons why this must end. If ever you are in town and want to chat do the right thing and kill yourself get your VD cured lose about 100 pounds are finally willing to put out , make sure to let me know! Otherwise, I geniunely wish you the best of luck in the remainder of your life's path. continue to stew in misery/boredom. have fun where ever you are. you should consider being a nun. Think of me fondly. That's all for now. I'll always remember you in a special light. BTW, introduce me to your hot sister/friend.


Yours, Signed, Your friend, Fuck off,